A Master's Class in Sloth

I have devoted myself to sloth and gluttony for the past two days. I must say that despite the twinge of school-induced guilt now and then it has been refreshing. Unfortunately I have emptied out my tivo queue and am left with watching suggestions...and of course, Susan's seemingly endless supply of food porn and room makeovers. Ahh the life! Somehow I will make it through the holidays somehow. Back to couch.